Press release :
Everything Is Under Control

As you may have heard, Coldcut are back, keeping the company of Jon Spencer and Mike Ladd and spreading scurrilous rumours and innuendo about the Powers That Be. Me, I think the Powers That Be are all doing a great job and if they're reading this, I just want them to know that I in no way endorse Coldcut & co's opinion of you and the vital work you do.

Nevertheless, if you have listened to the sonic leviathan that is "Everything Is Under Control", if you have deciphered the lyrics and puzzled over the references and are still feeling confused by exactly which (allegedly) Dark Forces are running your life? Well, now the Godfathers are making it easy for you.

Track down and collect all 32 of the Top Trumps-style "Control Cards" to discover which agency or shadowy organisation has the highest Kill Score, Invisibility, Wickedness, Deception, Capital or Control Factor. Thne battle to win them all from your mates and say thing like, "Yeah, no one can beat MI6's Kill Score, motherfucker."

Yes, all the leading villains of the age are contained herein, lovingly produced using top quality craft materials, state-of-the-art printing and the blood of a million and one little people. Contact a Ninja agent to get a set. Everything is Under Control. It is a game. It's just not funny...